(A) State of Florida

Jeremy Chandler,
Jeremy Chandler, “Hot Dog Vendor” (2008)

(A) State of Florida currently on view at Alfstad& Contemporary is an exhibition of artworks inspired by Florida. It’s a mixture of disciplines including photography, painting, assemblage, and video that explores the quirky and commercially driven characteristics of this state.

Jeremy Chandler’s photographs combine Martin Parr’s dry humor with Naomi Harris’s love of Florida’s tackiness. “Hot Dog Vendor” (2008) shows a woman dressed in next-to-nothing in front of a hot-dog cart hitched to a much-too-small, much-too-old Pontiac or Chevy. Another photograph shows a man in a shirt reading “Surfer Dude Surfer” standing and addressing the camera in what appears to be a camper, which appears to be his house. “Tampa Palms Golfer” (2008) is a woman in a pink sweater on what is apparently a chilly day. The portraits are both earnest and funny, and perfectly portray those who are either born here or seek refuge in Florida.

Ryann Slauson,
Ryann Slauson, “My Trauma” (2014)

Ryann Slauson paints plexi-glass. “My Trauma” (2014) depicts a Denny’s parking lot in a loose, crude way, and includes text reading “kids eat free” and license plate numbers. “Dan the Man” (2014) portrays Dan Marino wearing his Miami Dolphins jersey but no helmet in a way that looks like a snapshot taken in between plays. He appears as a jock caught candidly, as if a teammate had just given him a shove and a sarcastic taunt. Slauson’s work is delightfully rendered, it pushes the boundaries of abstraction, and by focusing on Florida her paintings offer an alternative to its reputation of fakeness.

Michael Bauman,
Michael Bauman, “Trident” (2014)

Michael Bauman’s “Trident” (2014), an assemblage with a silicone cast of an alligator impaled by three fluorescent lights, is the star of the show. His “Construct” (2015) also uses silicone alligators and fluorescent lights, but this time it’s in a wooden box and a metal gate.

The best title of the show goes to Jen Nugent’s “The Difference between an Asshole and A Good Samaritan” (2012), which is a Louis Vuitton purse stuffed with live flowers. It’s assumed she found the handbag, took it, and now it hangs in a gallery.

In the back room is Vanessa Diaz’s video of her rummaging through a mound of trash. She’s looking for an unknown something. Its duration is several minutes, but it seems she never finds what she’s looking for.

The gallery itself, which is a renovated warehouse with wooden trusses visible in the ceiling and a firehouse-like tiled floor, is the perfect setting for an exhibition investigating Florida’s identity. This is because the gallery is located in the Rosemary District where several new projects are supplanting older industrial warehouses with new condos and architecture in ways that creative types are known to do. Florida is changing, and this gallery and its focus on contemporary artworks is a much-needed upgrade.

In Regard To…

Alyce Santoro, “Joseph Beuys Inspired Sonic Fabric Fedoras”
Alyce Santoro, “Joseph Beuys Inspired Sonic Fabric Fedoras”

Differentiating a new style of trash-art from its masterworks may seem like a waste, but it’s clear the generation of artists included in Re:Purposed are expanding on what Marcel Duchamp and Robert Rauschenberg pioneered. Readymades and assemblages have become relics of society’s upper-most classes, but this art represents more inclusive views. It’s different in that, instead of presenting collections of disparate elements like an assemblage, or abstractly subverting a self-evident meaning like a readymade, these works directly confront the systems which make repurposing possible by transforming elemental parts in to a homogenous whole.

Repurposing is a concept of income inequality that requires a wasteful class discarding materials later used by one too desperate and impoverished to purchase them. Like the art, the exhibition’s ambiguous title sets the stage for conversations surrounding what can be done about such inequality because it’s presented in the manner of an on-going digital correspondence. In this way, the title perfectly reflects both the materials these artists employ and themes they convey.

The artist in this exhibition who most overtly offers an answer to income inequality is Jill Sigman, who builds domiciles, which she calls “huts,” out of objects whose initial purposes were obviously not for construction. Microwaves, lawn flamingoes, trash bags, and, particular to this exhibition at The Ringling, advertisements from the circus comprise the walls and ceilings of her “huts,” and provide shelter while she and viewers occupy them. A mixture of sculpture and performance, Sigman’s work explicates the hidden effect of over-consumption by immersing herself and viewers in an environment most of us assume is relegated to the poorest parts of the world.

Other artists in the exhibition emphasize homogeneity in order to discuss income inequality. Specifically, the works of Daniel Rozin and Alyce Santoro seamlessly merge seemingly disparate and unequal elements in transformative ways that completely blur the lines between what’s expansive and what’s cheap. Rozin’s “Trash Mirror No. 3” (2001 – 2011), uses sensors and cameras to flip small pieces of trash upward and downward to depict viewers’ bodies and faces. Viewers see themselves in surprising resolution, which catches the imagination because it’s almost unbelievable how plastic bottles and coffee cups can effectively supplant the latest DSLRs and camera-phones. Similarly, Alyce Santoro’s fashionable dresses, hats, and handbags made from the spooled magnetic tape found in audio cassettes are chic, gorgeous, and would assuredly be worn by the same people who purchase couture gowns. The magnetic tape is so astoundingly tightly interwoven that it looks like canvas or some kind of tarp, and in no way resembles something someone would throw away. Both artists employ materials arguably from the lowest and least needed segments of the economy in novel, nothing less than magical artworks that see their individual elements completely transformed.

Overall, Re:Purposed can be seen as a hopeful allegory for a more equal and evenly distributed economic future. The artists included in the exhibition have clearly found something new by exploring the idea of combining things we’ve bought and no longer need, and in the process, have made the best of a bad situation.

Newtown at 100: A Glimpse Through Our Eyes @ SFF


Jazz plays as viewers, dressed in their most glamorous attire, flow in to the Sarasota Opera House. They’ve come to see “Newtown at 100: A Glimpse Through Our Eyes,” a documentary premiering at the Sarasota Film Festival telling the history of one of this city’s most oppressed and economically deprived neighborhoods. This area of Florida isn’t known for being very racially diverse, but Newtown’s history hasn’t been forgotten. Judging by the throngs of people flowing through the Opera House doors, people from all sorts of ethnic backgrounds, it’s clear Sarasota is ready to remember.

It begins with black-and-white images and voice-overs of the five Booker High School students who made the film. They’re on campus and in their bedrooms as we hear them say there are great things in Newtown but also some bad things. A few of the students call it home. It’s a montage that lets us get to know the students while we see them learning the mechanics and techniques of film-making. By the time they’ve mastered the slate and holding boom-mics the picture turns full-color and they’re hitting the streets to do interviews.

They find locals who’ve been living in Sarasota since segregation, when black people couldn’t get an education past the eighth grade. The principal of Book High School, Dr. Rachel Shelley, tells us the story of Emma Booker, who independently founded the school which eventually became the institutions they are today. We also meet Sarasota’s first black politicians, and explore local businesses working to serve the Newtown population. The students, all the while, are clearly learning things about Newtown they’re never even considered, and so are the viewers in the Opera House.

The most chilling part of the documentary, something which audibly moved the audience, was when a shaky, hand-held video of elementary-school children showed a subtitle reading, “September 11, 2001.” Everyone gasped, clearly having been absorbed in the pageantry of the evening and the pride felt when viewing a movie about one’s own community, and it seemed in that moment that everyone felt the intensity of a kind of butterfly effect that begins in a small community in Sarasota but grows in to the most earth-shattering event in a lifetime. A second gasp was let out when it became apparent that the children were disappointed the President was too busy to stay.


Samuel Curtis, the Education Director at the Sarasota Film Festival, guided the students through the process of making this documentary, which is the first undertaking by Booker High School’s new film program. Judging by the strength and success of this film, the new program is sure to continue exposing Sarasota to talented young artists and moving artworks.

After the film was an amazing performance by a choir with an accompanying pianist. A few solo vocalists shared the stage, and the rest of the room joined in. The evening ended with appearances by the Poitier family and Super-Bowl-winning and Newtown-native, Sam Shields. It was a great night to take pride in Sarasota.



The weather in Sarasota is perfect for an evening of decadence. Wine, food, entertainment, gorgeous views of the bay and the Ca’ d’Zan — it’s enough to defy language. That’s why the proper word to describe last night is gorgeois, which is simply a combination of gorgeous and bourgeois. It’s a new addition to a lexicon that’s sometimes insufficient in describing life’s capacity for beauty.

Last night’s “Wine Walk to Ca’ d’Zan” was a celebration of Sarasota’s growing foodie scene, including dishes by Fête Catering and Ballroom, Nellie’s Catering, Traviso, and Michael’s on East, each paired with wines from all over the world.

Navigating the grounds with a plate of food and a glass of wine is exactly what John and Mable Ringling did, or at least what I imagine they did, while they lived there, and guests were able to trace the Ringlings’ steps. I even overheard that the entrance to the Ca’ d’Zan is the mansion’s original driveway.

In a way, the flood of regular people on the former property of aristocrats is perfectly gorgeois. It’s like a mini revolution against the one-percent who would have surely despised all these hooligans partying there and enjoying a lifestyle experienced only by the super-rich.

No guillotine, but there was an amazing sunset.

Everyone was speaking about which dishes were their favorites. Mine? The knockwurst was ridic, and the chicken tikka masala was delish, oh, and I really dug the seafood trio. I also had three cannolis.

Cannoi from Treviso
Cannoi from Treviso
Tandoori Shrimp, Chicken Tikka Masala, Pulav with Cashews, Peas, and Jeera from Michael's on East
Tandoori Shrimp, Chicken Tikka Masala, Pulav with Cashews, Peas, and Jeera from Michael’s on East
Mini Cupcake from The Cake Zone
Mini Cupcake from The Cake Zone
Croque Monsieur from Fête Catering and Ballroom
Croque Monsieur from Fête Catering and Ballroom
Seafood Trio Paella from Nellie's Catering
Seafood Trio Paella from Nellie’s Catering
Beer-Steamed Knockwurst with Sauerkraut and German Mustard, Braised Short Ribs Sauerbraten-Style, Braised Red Cabbage and Brown Butter Spaetzle from Fête Catering and Ballroom
Beer-Steamed Knockwurst with Sauerkraut and German Mustard, Braised Short Ribs Sauerbraten-Style, Braised Red Cabbage and Brown Butter Spaetzle from Fête Catering and Ballroom


Shipping a Velázquez to Paris

Diego Velázquez, Portrait of Philip IV

Barbara Ramsay, chief conservator at The John and Mable Ringling Museum of Art, recently met with me to explain how the institution is preparing a portrait of Philip IV painted by Diego Velázquez for shipping to the Grand Palais in Paris. The painting is estimated to be worth forty million dollars, yet Ramsay is confident she’ll get it there and back in one piece.

Barbara Ramsay: This institution has a very active loans program because of the quality of the collection. The Baroque art, of which we have an amazing collection, is in demand.

Tom Winchester- The Velázquez is undoubtedly priceless, will you describe the process of packing and shipping such an artwork?

BR: Once there’s a request for loan the curator considers if the exhibition itself or the scholarship associated with it warrants the risks associated with a loan. We, conservators, look at whether the painting is stable enough, the appearance is appropriate, and if it can travel without a high risk of damage. Once that goes through and it’s approved by the board – the board approves all loans because it’s a big consideration, and it’s a lot of staff time and energy to prepare these works, so we have to take everything in to consideration from all departments – once it’s approved for loan we examine the painting to identify what has to be done before it goes. It may have to be secured in the frame better than it is in storage or on the wall here. Some of the works have to have a plexiglass shield put on in order to protect the surface from damage and control the temperature.

Then we order a crate to be built by a fine art services company that knows what types of materials to use, how much padding, how much insulation, and it has to be built to specific dimensions because the painting that’s in there shouldn’t be able to move around. When it goes out we use fine art handlers who pick up the painting in a truck with air-ride suspension and climate control. There are a lot of people involved at various steps of the process.

With major works of art, part of the deal is whatever museum is borrowing the works pays for the crates, the shipping, and they also pay for couriers. A courier is somebody such as a curator, or a conservator, or a registrar, someone from the institution who actually travels with the work of art. You go in the truck, you go in the plane, you go in the truck again, you get it to the institution, you’re there when it’s unpacked to do a condition report and make sure it gets on the wall safely.

TW: Have you run into any rough patches on the Velázquez? How does it compare to others works you’ve restored?

BR: This painting actually requires very little treatment before it goes on loan. It’s been treated numerous times over its lifetime. There are some minor irregularities on the surface that are visible in certain lights, but on display they’re not disturbing. To eliminate those would require a very involved treatment, a lot of time, and more risk to the painting, so I have to make a judgment call as to what is really essential and what is acceptable. The painting is in exhibitable condition. The frame is flaking a bit – the gilded surface – so we have to consolidate all the little bits of adhesive in certain areas just to set down little flakes of paint so they don’t fall off while they’re travelling.


Water runs in a narrow stream under the house. Pebbles on its shores shift with the water’s flow, which shifts with the wind. The house also shifts, its travel relegated to a diameter determined by its tether, tied at the opposite end to a tree, and the weather.

Looking at it while ankle deep in dead leaves earns a double-take. Really all you can do is look at it and assume someone’s living in there. Retrospection may falsify them, but for now your thoughts surround the miracle of it. Sky appears as its backyard, the house nestled in a valley of sloping blue and rustling white, the grayish brown of earth out of view. You then realize the stream needs no diversion, no ditch.

Your mind jumps to what could be gained by acquiring all previously next-to-worthless marshland, rivers, and lakes—to if you’ll need to evict the current occupant.

You reach for your phone to text and email a picture of it to everyone you can think of, but you’re in a dead-zone. No matter how distantly and indiscriminately you trace the house’s diameter you can’t pick up a signal for the simple and nearly instantaneous task of sending a picture of it to a potential investor who you’re sure is the perfect person to go in on with but is also discrete in ways that competitors won’t know about it, or at least the person who by the time leaks it you’ll be far enough along in your endeavor that it won’t be much of an issue.

But you can’t. It’s probably for the better. They probably wouldn’t believe it anyway. They’d see the photo and think it’s ironic, but not real. With today’s phones they’d think it’s a joke and try to ‘like’ it or something, but definitely the last thing they’d think is that it’s real. They’d probably, actually, think you’re crazy. You’re better off without a signal.

The house hasn’t moved much, so you decide to regroup, reset, reboot. But you’re not sure how long it’ll be there, if whoever’s inside, if in fact there is someone inside, is planning on leaving any time soon, because, you assume, the house could go anywhere. The best thing to do is just to keep your eyes on it. Make sure it doesn’t leave your sight, and, all the while, keep in mind others may know about it and want in.

Through the windows you see a yellowish light. It wasn’t there before, or at least you don’t think it was. It was day when you found the house but it’s dark now. The lights could have been on the whole time but you didn’t notice because they were washed out by the much brighter, much cooler, daylight. Besides, it was the miracle of it that had initially caught your attention—how were you supposed to also pay attention to the lights in the windows?

Either way, the fact that the lights are on, yellowish ones probably in the shape of candle flames, doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s in there. People leave lights on to deter criminals when they’re not home, so, more than likely, there’s probably no one in there.

All your energy is now directed toward finding a mailbox to see if it’s stuffed with coupons.

Peter Halley,
Peter Halley, “Waiting for Forever” (2011)

Inside the house are many cells and vestibules. Some are the shape of elongated rectangles, both vertical and horizontal. Their walls are built with a synthetic material smooth like glass, colored in neon hues spanning the full visible spectrum. The occupant is asleep. She’s dreaming of a distant land. The dream is so vivid that broad, waxy leaves begin to grow around her, nearly filling her entire setting. A panther approaches. The leaves recede, de-then-re-materialize into innumerable grains of sand aggregating a vast desert. Lucid, she wishes it were this way in real life. To someone who has never been inside, the house seems like a meteorologist’s green-screen. What’s seen and felt inside there is relative to each’s previous experiences.

Henri Rousseau,
Henri Rousseau, “The Sleeping Gypsy” (1897)

Its tether is made from something you can’t specify from your point on the ground. It’s attached upward at canopy height. You’re least of all a nocturnal tree-climber, so maybe you can somehow snag the tether, pull it down, or if necessary sever it and kite the house to a place less out in the open.

The tether doesn’t give. It’s rigid, doesn’t budge despite your best attempts, but it silhouettes spaghetti with the slightest shift of atmosphere. Fallen branches that look like claws splinter at the knuckles. Your entire downward force does nothing to prevent it from remaining taught. The yellow-backlit windows stare down at you.

“What are you doing in there?”

You repeat, louder, more frequently, desperately. You trace the fluidly circling shadow the moonlight on the house casts. It’s a trapezoid whose shape barely breaks form. Only the tree’s thorny, entangled nest of a shadow intersects it. The narrow stream is stationary.

Your footprints are now indiscernible. They don’t reflect any pattern or direction there are so many. Muscles and vertebra in your neck tighten. Your eyes are strained. You resolve to shouting in the direction of something you have little proof is inhabited. Staring down at you, the windows are both opaque and transparent. Widening, your eyes redirect skyward.

“What do you want?”